Tyga Roasts Wild Alabama Barker Rumor: “Y’all Would Believe I Dated the Loch Ness Monster Too”

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Tyga just logged in, saw the internet acting up, and decided he had time today.

The 35-year-old rapper is currently dodging one of the most random, unnecessary, and exhausting rumors in recent history—claims that he hooked up with 19-year-old Alabama Barker and got her pregnant. Because apparently, Bhad Bhabie woke up and chose chaotic fan fiction in her latest diss track.

Alabama shut down the rumor faster than you can say “girl, be for real,” and now Tyga is doing the same.

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“This the dumbest sh-t I ever heard,” Tyga tweeted, his patience running on fumes. “Y’all believe anything y’all see online.”

Translation: Y’all will literally believe a screenshot from a meme page with 27 followers and a SpongeBob profile pic.

He continued, “I have never had any sort of physical relationship with Alabama. It’s honestly ridiculous I even have to address it.”

Facts. At this point, Tyga might as well deny owning a pet unicorn too, just to cover all bases.

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Meanwhile, this mess started because Bhad Bhabie decided to stir the pot with Alabama, accusing her of cheating on her boyfriend Le Vaughn. So now we have a diss track, a rumor, a denial, and a very confused audience. Basically, this drama is a soap opera nobody asked for, written by a team of bored middle schoolers on summer break.

Oh, and if you were wondering what Tyga is actually up to—he’s dropping his new album NSFW on February 7. So if y’all could focus on that instead of making up weird fan fiction, that’d be great. Thanks.

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