Travis Kelce And Brother Jason Give Advice On Going Through A “Dry Spell”

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Travis and Jason Kelce just tackled the big game of life: giving sex advice. Yep, in a spicy bonus episode of their “New Heights” podcast on October 31, the NFL brothers fielded questions from listeners struggling with their love lives. And one caller, bless him, phoned in to confess he was in a โ€œdrought seasonโ€ with his wifeโ€”who, for reasons left unexplained, seemed โ€œnot interested in sex whatsoever.โ€

Travis, ever the straight shooter, responded with a very relatable, โ€œCouldnโ€™t be me,โ€ probably while silently thanking the football gods for his charmed love life.

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Jason, meanwhile, didnโ€™t exactly sugarcoat it. He did what every good brother does in awkward situations: he laughed a little and said, โ€œWell, thatโ€™s a tough one, buddy.โ€

Travis, clearly channeling his inner romance guru, suggested what weโ€™ll call โ€œPlan Aโ€: โ€œMaybe light some candles, sprinkle some rose petals, take her to a fancy dinner.โ€ Sounds like the “Bachelor” playbook but with fewer helicopters and more scented wax, but hey, heโ€™s trying.

Jasonโ€™s advice took it to a new level. โ€œWomen are just… different, okay?โ€ he started, as though heโ€™d cracked the Da Vinci Code on female behavior. โ€œThey donโ€™t always want to have sex.โ€ Pause for emphasis. โ€œI know, itโ€™s wild.โ€

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Jason doubled down, advising the caller to keep things spicy with โ€œacts of serviceโ€ and maybe even some wardrobe adjustments. โ€œSometimes they just want to see the goods,โ€ he offered. The mystery remains on whether he meant biceps, calves, or just a really nice pair of Leviโ€™s, but it was delivered with a wink.

But Travis? Oh, he wasnโ€™t about to let his brother one-up him in the advice department. Instead, he suggested, โ€œHey, if all else fails, hit up Spencerโ€™s for some spicy gear and try role play!โ€ Because when candlelight and rose petals wonโ€™t cut it, a trip to the mall for โ€œfโ€”ing sex stuffโ€ just might do the trick.

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The Kelce brothersโ€™ guide to rekindling the romance. Candles, acts of service, Levi’s, and an emergency trip to Spencerโ€™s.

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