Travis and Jason Kelce just tackled the big game of life: giving sex advice. Yep, in a spicy bonus episode of their “New Heights” podcast on October 31, the NFL brothers fielded questions from listeners struggling with their love lives. And one caller, bless him, phoned in to confess he was in a βdrought seasonβ with his wifeβwho, for reasons left unexplained, seemed βnot interested in sex whatsoever.β
Travis, ever the straight shooter, responded with a very relatable, βCouldnβt be me,β probably while silently thanking the football gods for his charmed love life.
Jason, meanwhile, didnβt exactly sugarcoat it. He did what every good brother does in awkward situations: he laughed a little and said, βWell, thatβs a tough one, buddy.β
Travis, clearly channeling his inner romance guru, suggested what weβll call βPlan Aβ: βMaybe light some candles, sprinkle some rose petals, take her to a fancy dinner.β Sounds like the “Bachelor” playbook but with fewer helicopters and more scented wax, but hey, heβs trying.
Jasonβs advice took it to a new level. βWomen are just… different, okay?β he started, as though heβd cracked the Da Vinci Code on female behavior. βThey donβt always want to have sex.β Pause for emphasis. βI know, itβs wild.β
Jason doubled down, advising the caller to keep things spicy with βacts of serviceβ and maybe even some wardrobe adjustments. βSometimes they just want to see the goods,β he offered. The mystery remains on whether he meant biceps, calves, or just a really nice pair of Leviβs, but it was delivered with a wink.
But Travis? Oh, he wasnβt about to let his brother one-up him in the advice department. Instead, he suggested, βHey, if all else fails, hit up Spencerβs for some spicy gear and try role play!β Because when candlelight and rose petals wonβt cut it, a trip to the mall for βfβing sex stuffβ just might do the trick.
The Kelce brothersβ guide to rekindling the romance. Candles, acts of service, Levi’s, and an emergency trip to Spencerβs.