Travis Kelce And Brother Jason Give Advice On Going Through A “Dry Spell”

Travis and Jason Kelce just tackled the big game of life: giving sex advice. Yep, in a spicy bonus episode of their “New Heights” podcast on October 31, the NFL brothers fielded questions from listeners struggling with their love lives. And one caller, bless him, phoned in to confess he was in a “drought season” with his wife—who, for reasons left unexplained, seemed “not interested in sex whatsoever.”

Travis, ever the straight shooter, responded with a very relatable, “Couldn’t be me,” probably while silently thanking the football gods for his charmed love life.

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Jason, meanwhile, didn’t exactly sugarcoat it. He did what every good brother does in awkward situations: he laughed a little and said, “Well, that’s a tough one, buddy.”

Travis, clearly channeling his inner romance guru, suggested what we’ll call “Plan A”: “Maybe light some candles, sprinkle some rose petals, take her to a fancy dinner.” Sounds like the “Bachelor” playbook but with fewer helicopters and more scented wax, but hey, he’s trying.

Jason’s advice took it to a new level. “Women are just… different, okay?” he started, as though he’d cracked the Da Vinci Code on female behavior. “They don’t always want to have sex.” Pause for emphasis. “I know, it’s wild.”

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Jason doubled down, advising the caller to keep things spicy with “acts of service” and maybe even some wardrobe adjustments. “Sometimes they just want to see the goods,” he offered. The mystery remains on whether he meant biceps, calves, or just a really nice pair of Levi’s, but it was delivered with a wink.

But Travis? Oh, he wasn’t about to let his brother one-up him in the advice department. Instead, he suggested, “Hey, if all else fails, hit up Spencer’s for some spicy gear and try role play!” Because when candlelight and rose petals won’t cut it, a trip to the mall for “f—ing sex stuff” just might do the trick.

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The Kelce brothers’ guide to rekindling the romance. Candles, acts of service, Levi’s, and an emergency trip to Spencer’s.

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