Those Closest To Britney Spears Want To See Her In Another Conservatorship For Her Own Good

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Oops, they did it again! Britney Spears’ family is back in the headlines, calling for a sequel to the conservatorship saga, citing her latest wild and wacky antics.

According to TMZ, Britney’s inner circle, who prefer to remain as mysterious as the identity of Banksy, are seriously worried after her recent bout of behavior that even a reality show producer might call “too much.”

One super-secret source spilled the tea, saying Britney’s “mental health is doing loop-de-loops, and the fam thinks the only way to straighten things out is by bringing back the conservatorship, like a hit TV show reboot no one asked for.”

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Another insider, who definitely wasn’t peeking through the blinds with binoculars, shared, “Britneyโ€™s ditched her meds, chugged some booze, and is apparently sampling the drug menu. It’s like she’s at an all-you-can-snort buffet.”

There’s also the minor detail of Britney potentially being a danger to herself or others, according to some nervous Nellies. Not helping matters is her current beau, Paul Soliz, whoโ€™s got a rap sheet longer than a CVS receipt and is allegedly calling the shots at Casa de Britney.

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Reasoning with Britney these days? “A nightmare,” says an insider. Picture mood swings that go from zero to Godzilla, ending with a smashed plate or two. Conversations? Forget it. You might as well try talking to a cat about quantum physics.

Oh, and for an extra sprinkle of intrigue, remember that documentary where Britney’s former security guard claimed her room was bugged? Insiders now say her room wasn’t equipped with secret spy gadgets. The only “bugs” were probably just a few determined houseflies.

Apparently, back during Conservatorship: The Original Series, Britney was receiving some not-so-legal party favors. This led a judge to approve a surveillance order to figure out who her mystery drug supplier was. Move over, Sherlock Holmes, weโ€™ve got Conservatorship Cops on the case!

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Meanwhile, Britney’s loved ones are convinced that her previous 13-year conservatorship ended mainly because of her army of fans who rallied like it was the Super Bowl. Because nothing says “justice” like a trending hashtag, right?

So, as the conservatorship chronicles continue, stay tuned for the next episode in the ongoing Britney Spears drama โ€“ it’s bound to be a rollercoaster!

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