The Church of Satan Praises Lil Nas X’s New ‘J Christ’ Music Video

Lil Nas X is once again basking in the divine approval of the Church of Satan โ€“ because nothing says holy like a rapper playing basketball with the devil.

The 24-year-old musical maverick dropped his latest track, J Christ, on Friday the 12th, complete with more theological imagery than a Sunday school lesson gone wild. This musical revelation sent shockwaves through the religious realm, with the Church of Satan giving Lil Nas X a celestial high-five for his audacious artistic antics, according to TMZ.

In an interview that must have left angels giggling, the churchโ€™s magister David Harris declared the video’s imagery as “fantastic.” He went on to shower praise on Lil Nas X’s marketing wizardry, comparing it to the churchโ€™s practice of “lesser magic,” which, as TMZ eloquently puts it, is the ability to “manipulate people into doing what you want.” Move over, divine intervention โ€“ it’s all about marketing strategy now.

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Among the divine scenes gracing J Christ was Lil Nas X’s portrayal of Noah taking on turbulent waters in his ark and Jesus Christ hanging out on the crucifix โ€“ both roles, of course, played by the rapper himself. Because who needs divine actors when you’ve got a two-time Grammy winner who can break the devil’s ankles on the basketball court?

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In addition to the visually sacrilegious spectacle, Lil Nas X, aka Montero Lamar Hill, sprinkled some holy humor into his lyrics. “Back up out the gravesite, b****, Iโ€™m back like J Christ,” he rapped, as if delivering divine bars from the heavens.

Before unleashing his gospel of humor, Lil Nas X took to Twitter to ensure the faithful that he wasn’t on a mission to offend, urging them not to “gatekeep a religion.” Because, you know, who wouldn’t want a rapper playing basketball with the devil as part of their spiritual journey?

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This isn’t Lil Nas X’s first rodeo with religious controversy. His 2021 track Montero raised eyebrows (and probably a few holy hands) for its explicit use of religious imagery. But fear not, for David Harris, the magister of sass, assures us that the Church of Satan “doesnโ€™t actually worship Satan and instead touts being your true self.” Hallelujah!

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