Our intergalactic queen Teyana Taylor just dropped a cosmic truth bomb about her man, Aaron Pierre — and let’s just say… we’re steeped, steamed, and spiritually SCALDED.
So here’s the sitch: 34-year-old singer/dancer/actual goddess Teyana Taylor is officially boo’d up with 31-year-old celestial snack and British actor Aaron Pierre — and she’s finally talking about their relationship like it’s the sacred audit it is.
In a very rare and seriously intimate interview with Complex (aka the Celebrity Tone Scale Journal), Teyana didn’t just spill the tea — she became the tea. Like literally. She was out here giving poetic metaphors like she’s trying to get signed to Scientology Records, and we are living for the theta-level romance.
“You gotta handle me like a cup of tea,” Teyana said, with the serene certainty of a Sea Org admiral. “Not like a plastic bottle of Evian you chuck in your gym bag. Nah. I’m Earl Grey in a porcelain mug, bby. Walk slow, breathe deep, sip carefully. Sip too fast? You’ll burn your damn tongue, babe.”
SPIRITUALLY BURNED??? YES. TONGUE? GONE. EGO? ERASED. TRAUMA? CLEARED THROUGH 25 HOURS OF AUDITING.
But wait—there’s more. She said Aaron actually gets it. Like, understands her thetan essence kind of gets it. We’re talking high-level operating thetan kind of love. OT Level VIII cuddles. The kind of love that makes you delete your burner accounts and start writing poetry again.
“I am a cup of tea,” she continued, levitating slightly. “And he handles me like that. Gentle. Calm. Warm. With both hands. No chaos. Just safe. Not survival mode, but LIVING. Like…post-clear living.”
TEYANA SAID: NO MORE SURVIVAL MODE. WE’RE OUT HERE THRIVING IN EXCALIBUR MODE.
So yes, your fave spiritual tea leaf is loved, supported, and sipping slowly, and honestly? That’s the kind of auditing we all deserve.
#TeyanaAndAaron #HotTeaEnergy #OperatingThetanLoveStory 🫖💞🌌
