Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s son, Saint West, is now a YouTuber. Yes, you heard that right—an 8-year-old has officially joined the wild world of YouTube. Because, apparently, coloring books and action figures aren’t cutting it anymore.
But before you start imagining Saint filming chaotic mukbangs or reviewing the latest in toddler fashion, hold your hoverboards. Saint’s YouTube career isn’t just a free-for-all. Nope, Mama Kim Kardashian made sure of that. In fact, she’s turned YouTubing into a legal affair—because nothing screams “fun childhood” like a contract more complex than a mortgage application.
The Contract: AKA “Saint’s YouTube Terms of Survival”
This week, Kim revealed that before Saint could post his first “Like and Subscribe” plea, he had to sign a contract that could rival any high-stakes Hollywood deal. Forget bedtime, this kid’s got legal deadlines now. Kim, ever the businesswoman, shared some of the highlights of this iron-clad document, which basically reads like an unbreakable code of YouTube conduct.
Here’s a sneak peek at the super serious stipulations (or as Saint probably calls it, The Rules of No Fun):
1. No Family Secrets: “I am not allowed to comment any personal family information.” Translation: No leaks about Kim’s skincare routine or Kanye’s secret sneaker stash. Sorry, Saint.
2. No Reality TV Crossovers: “I am not allowed to film any personal information.” That means no sneak peeks of Kardashian-Jenner drama. Looks like we won’t be getting that exclusive footage of North’s side-eye, after all.
3. Music is Off-Limits: “I am not allowed to film while North is recording music.” So, if you were hoping for a behind-the-scenes look at North West’s future Grammy-winning album, you’re out of luck. Saint’s gotta keep the camera off while his big sis works on her chart-toppers. This might be the most serious sibling rivalry since Oasis broke up.
4. Ask an Adult, Always: “I need to ask a grownup.” Because, you know, in the world of YouTube stardom, even an 8-year-old needs adult supervision to make sure their content isn’t too spicy. And by spicy, we mean accidentally revealing Kanye’s midnight snack preferences.
5. Mom Knows Best: “I must show my mom or guardian all videos before I post them.” Saint’s gotta clear his content with Kim before it hits the interwebs. Because nothing says “creative freedom” like your mom making sure your LEGO reviews are up to par.
Of course, Saint, being the responsible 8-year-old YouTube mogul that he is, signed the contract, agreeing that his budding online empire could be deleted faster than you can say “ad revenue” if he dares to break any of these sacred rules.
Kim: The No-Nonsense YouTube Momager
But wait, there’s more! Kim didn’t stop at just drafting up a contract that could make a lawyer weep. When people started speculating that this was just a cute, harmless little agreement between a mom and her son, Kim had feelings about that. Someone on X (RIP Twitter) dared to call it a “joke contract,” and Kim clapped back like the true queen of social media law she is.
“JOKE CONTRACT? Oh, this wasn’t a joke. We will go to arbitration if needed,” Kim posted. Imagine the courtroom drama. “Your Honor, Exhibit A: Saint’s latest Minecraft video. Clearly, he failed to show his mother before posting.”
Saint’s Subscriber Count: 10K and Counting
At the time of this article, Saint’s YouTube channel already boasts over 10,000 subscribers, which is more than the number of people who’ve read the fine print on the Terms of Service for their own YouTube accounts. Not bad for a kid whose mom reviews his content like it’s an Oscar submission.
So, what can we expect from Saint’s channel? Probably some wholesome, mom-approved content—think toy unboxings, Fortnite montages, and maybe a few glimpses of what life’s like in the Kardashian-West universe (minus the family secrets, of course).
Will Saint rise to YouTube fame under Kim’s iron grip? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: This 8-year-old isn’t just playing with LEGOs anymore—he’s playing the content game. And thanks to his legally binding contract, he’s playing to win.
