Taylor Swift is currently experiencing the equivalent of finding out your pet goldfish won the lottery and is now living it up in a tiny fish mansion. โWhat do you MEAN,โ exclaimed the 34-year-old โBut Daddy I Love Himโ singer-songwriter, responding to the latest Billboard report about her album’s opening sales figures.
โMy mind is blown. Iโm completely floored by the love youโve shown this album. 2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and essentially inviting Tortured Poets to crash on your mental couch. Feeling completely overwhelmed. I was already so fired up to get back to the tour but you doing THIS?? May 9th canโt come soon enough ๐ค,โ she continued, presumably while trying to find a chair sturdy enough to handle her astonishment.
‘The Tortured Poets Department’ is currently the best-selling album of 2024, and has the largest streaming week ever-recorded for an album. CONGRATULATIONS TAYLOR!
My mind is blown. Iโm completely floored by the love youโve shown this album.
2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and welcoming Tortured Poets into your life. Feeling completely overwhelmed.
I was already so fired up to get back to the tourโฆ pic.twitter.com/L7lS7WTa2Y— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) April 28, 2024