Taylor Swift is Time Magazine’s 2023 Person of the Year

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Move over, mere mortals! Time’s Person of the Year throne for 2023 has been claimed, and guess who’s triumphantly strutting in? Drumroll, please… it’s none other than the unstoppable force of fabulousness, Taylor Swift!

In a battle that had more drama than a catfight in a soap opera, Taylor emerged victorious among nine contenders ranging from A-list celebs to political firecrackers and everything in between. But let’s be real – this was Taylor’s year, and she owned it like a boss. With her Eras tour, world domination on the charts, streaming conquests, and who knows, probably a secret side gig as a superhero, Taylor Swift clinched the title with style.

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Time, in its infinite wisdom, bestowed the coveted title upon Taylor, lauding her for “building a world of her own” – which is a fancy way of saying she basically created a universe where all things revolve around her awesomeness. Crafting her narrative into a global legend, she managed to sprinkle joy over a society that needed it like a morning cup of coffee.

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“In a world more divided than a pizza at a kid’s birthday party, where institutions are dropping the ball faster than a clumsy juggler, Taylor Swift decided to play celestial diplomat and be a beacon of light,” Time declared, probably while wearing a sparkly Taylor Swift t-shirt. Because, let’s face it, in a world where everyone’s arguing over everything, Taylor Swift somehow became the common ground we all dance on.

Forget planetary alignments and fates – Taylor Swift didn’t wait for the stars to align; she rearranged them herself. Moving people like a master puppeteer, she pulled off a feat that’s usually attributed to cosmic forces, but hey, credit where credit is due – it’s all about Taylor’s mad skills and undeniable power.

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So,, if you want to relive the glory of Taylor’s conquest, you can grab the covers right here – because let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a piece of the magical universe that is Taylor Swift’s 2023 reign? Move aside, world. The Swiftieverse has arrived, and it’s fabulous!

Taylor Swift is Time Magazine’s 2023 Person of the Year

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