Bravo is about to bless us with a brand-new WAGs show featuring the elite crew of Kansas City Chiefs wives and girlfriends. Yes, that’s right—the partners of your favorite football stars are getting their own spotlight, and honestly, it’s about time! I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a show about people who cheer on guys whose job description is “running into other human beings at full speed”?
The rumored star lineup includes Mecole Hardman, Jr.’s fiancée, Chariah Gordon, and Chris Jones’ girlfriend, Sheawna Weathersby. These two are ready to tackle more drama than a fourth-quarter comeback. Move over football, the real action is happening off the field!
Now, before you get too excited, let’s address the elephant in the room—or should I say, the sparkly cat ears? No, Taylor Swift will NOT be gracing this show with her presence. Cue collective gasp. That’s right, Swifties, our queen of pop, heartbreak anthems, and excessive scarf-wearing is steering clear of this Bravo production. According to an insider (probably someone wearing sunglasses indoors while dramatically sipping an iced latte), Taylor is not about to let Bravo’s cameras into what remains of her private life. I mean, after 20,000 paparazzi photos, a dozen albums about ex-boyfriends, and performing for, like, the entire planet, she’s really holding onto that last sliver of privacy. Go figure!
And in case you’re also wondering about Brittany Mahomes, wife of superstar QB Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs’ resident cheerleader-in-chief—nope, she’s not on the roster either. Which is probably for the best because let’s face it, no reality show could handle that much energy without spontaneously combusting.
“Taylor and Brittany are not part of the show at all and will not even be filmed,” says a source who clearly wants to crush your dreams. “Taylor especially is very protective of what little private life she has left,” the source added, because privacy is rare, like finding a unicorn doing the moonwalk.
Apparently, Taylor has met and “enjoys” the other WAGs—translation: they probably had a delightful brunch where mimosas were consumed and no one brought up Kanye West. But alas, the closest we’ll get to seeing Taylor Swift on this show is if one of the other WAGs hums “Love Story” while shopping for designer handbags.
Prepare for Bravo to serve up all the glam, all the gossip, and none of the Swift.
