Stormy Daniels has finally broken her silence after Donald Trump’s conviction, and she’s not pulling any punches!
On a fateful Thursday (May 30), a jury of his not-so-peers decided unanimously that the 77-year-old ex-president was guilty of fudging business records. Why, you ask? All because of a hush money payment he made to none other than our 45-year-old adult film star, Stormy Daniels, right before the 2016 election. Oh, the drama!
In her latest chat with The Mirror, Stormy didn’t just react to Trump’s guilty verdict; she went full throttle on what his punishment should be. She suggested, with the grace of a comedic genius, that he should do some time in the slammer and maybe a little community service. Her brilliant idea? “He could work with the less fortunate or be the volunteer punching bag at a women’s shelter.” Can you imagine? Trump as a human stress ball!
Stormy didn’t hold back, saying Trump is “completely and utterly out of touch with reality.” No kidding, right? She also shared the spine-tingling experience of being in the courtroom. “You always feel like you’re the bad guy, even when you’re just standing there,” she said. Picture this: Stormy, in the courtroom, with jurors eyeballing her like she’s the main course at a turkey dinner. Terrifying, but she’s glad the truth finally came out. And boy, did it come out!
“I’ve been telling the truth the entire time,” Stormy declared, adding a dramatic flair. “It’s not over for me. It’s never going to be over for me.” Move over Shakespeare; we’ve got a new drama queen in town. While Trump might be guilty, Stormy’s got to live with the never-ending saga of “Stormygate.”
She also expressed her “shock” at how quickly the jury delivered the guilty verdict. Apparently, it was faster than a New York minute!
When pondering Trump’s sentence, Stormy mused, “I don’t know what the sentencing could be or what Trump will even understand.” Let’s be real, understanding and Trump aren’t exactly best buddies.
“You have to find a punishment that not just matches the crime, but is fair and just, and that impacts that particular person,” she explained wisely. “Who knows what that is with Trump.” Indeed, who knows? Maybe we should start with a reality check and work our way up from there.
Stormy Daniels, delivering truth, justice, and a whole lot of sass.
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