Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are back—and this time, they’re playing by their own rules. The iconic duo, who once scoured closets like FBI agents looking for fashion crimes on What Not to Wear, are reuniting for a new Amazon Prime Video show called Wear Whatever the F You Want (yes, that’s the actual title, and yes, it’s glorious).
Variety reports that this new eight-episode series is basically a “style transformation show,” but let’s be honest—if Stacy and Clinton are involved, there will definitely be sass, sarcasm, and possibly a few tragic sweaters thrown into the nearest dumpster fire.
The official description claims that over the course of a few days, Stacy and Clinton will work their magical powers (and, I assume, their dry wit) to help each client live their wildest fashion fantasies. They’ll lead them on the journey of a lifetime, presumably involving sequins, heels, and the death of the phrase, “Does this come in beige?”
And if that’s not enough to make you binge-watch this with a bowl of popcorn, Stacy and Clinton aren’t just showing up—they’re calling the shots as executive producers too. That’s right, they’re in charge of their own chaotic, fabulous destiny.
Now, if you’re wondering why this feels like a miracle sent from the fashion gods, it’s because it’s been over a decade—yes, a decade—since these two last teamed up to rescue humanity from questionable cargo shorts and tragic tunics. What Not to Wear graced our screens for 10 glorious seasons (2003-2013), during which time Stacy and Clinton perfected the art of side-eye and emotional closet purges. But after the show ended, they had a massive falling out, which was surely more dramatic than any pair of Crocs could ever be.
Luckily for all of us, they kissed and made up in 2023 with their nationwide stage show, The Stacy & Clinton Show, where they likely reminisced about the fashion faux pas they’ve seen (and, let’s face it, probably nightmares of pleated khakis).
“The world is a very different place now than it was during What Not to Wear\,” Stacy and Clinton said in a joint statement, which I imagine was delivered while sipping champagne and laughing at some poor soul’s jean shorts. “And, thankfully, so are we. These days, we’re not about telling people what to do according to some outdated ‘rules’—because, let’s be real, the only rule left is ‘You do you.’ But, that doesn’t mean style’s dead! Fashion is still a way to speak without saying a word—and we’re here to help people communicate their true selves without looking like they just rolled out of a clearance bin.”
Translation: the days of brutal fashion takedowns are over. But fear not—they’re still going to teach us how to rock our true selves without wearing socks with sandals.