Former President Donald Trump and his wife Melania Trump are breaking their silence after a dramatic incident at a rally in Pennsylvania. Cue the dramatic music!
In his very own social media kingdom, Truth Social, Trump wrote, “Huge thank you to everyone for the thoughts, prayers, and memes. Seriously, God had my back and made sure the unthinkable didn’t become a reality show. We’re not going to hide under our gold-plated beds. We’re standing tall, keeping the faith, and giving wickedness the old ‘you’re fired’!”
He continued with a heartfelt shoutout: “Sending our love to all the other folks caught up in this craziness. We’re praying for those who were hurt, and we’ll never forget the brave soul who lost their life. Now’s the time to show what we’re made of, America. Let’s stay strong, united, and determined. No way we’re letting the bad guys win. I love this country, I love you all, and I can’t wait to drop some wisdom on you from Wisconsin this week!”
Not to be outdone, Melania Trump chimed in with her own statement, adding a touch of her trademark elegance and straight talk. “When I saw that bullet headed for Donald, it felt like a scene from ‘Die Hard’ – our lives flashed before my eyes. Barron and I were on the edge of a Hollywood-level plot twist.”
She elaborated, “Some crazy person thought my husband was just a political terminator, trying to snuff out his spark – his laughter, his genius, his terrible karaoke skills. But let me tell you, there’s more to Donald than meets the eye. Beneath that political armor, he’s a generous and caring guy who’s seen me through the highs of glittering galas and the lows of bad hair days.”
In true Trump style, they’re turning what could’ve been a tragedy into a tale of resilience, unity, and a bit of Hollywood drama. Stay tuned, because this show is far from over!
— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) July 14, 2024
