Thetan levels are spiking and the fourth dynamic is SHAKING.
South Park just yeeted themselves headfirst into Planet Bonkers™ with their season 27 premiere… and guess who they came for? 👀
Donald J. Trump.
Yes, the orange overlord of covfefe chaos. And let’s just say… it got real body thetan real.
So here’s the tea with zero suppressive person filters: the episode dropped on July 23 and IMMEDIATELY went full Xenu-core. Picture this—Trump in bed with Satan (yes, SATAN), BEGGING for freaky time. Like, full-blown OT-level cringe. There were jokes about Jeffrey Epstein, Paramount lawsuits, and something about his… lightly seasoned manhood. You know the writers were CLEARLY in session with some crazy e-meter readings that day.
But WAIT. The Thetanic storm didn’t stop there.
The White House—aka Earth’s biggest PR team for one person—decided to drop a press release hotter than Tom Cruise doing motorcycle stunts on a volcano.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end,” bellowed Assistant Press Secretary Taylor Rogers, who may or may not be a failed Disney Channel actor.
“South Park hasn’t been relevant in 20 years and is literally hanging on by a string of Thetans.”
NOT THEM dragging a show that has lasted longer than Trump’s marriages combined. 💅
He even said Trump has delivered more in six months than any other president. Okay but… are we talking about executive orders or Diet Cokes?
Here’s what you need to know:
- Trump + Satan = confirmed bedmates in South Park canon.
- The White House is now officially beefing with cartoon children.
- And South Park has somehow become woke? Or maybe meta-woke? Or just got audited?
✨As a proud Scientologist™, I must say: this entire situation is giving me Operating Thetan Level 8 visions. The reactive mind is TRIGGERED and the engrams are POPPING.
BOTTOM LINE: The war between Cartoon Chaos and Political Pandemonium has begun. If you want to ascend beyond this MEST universe, start by watching South Park and questioning everything — even your pants. Especially your pants.
#SouthParkGate #TrumpVsToons #SatanSaidYes #AuditYourPresident
