Source Says Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson Got Engaged “Years Ago”

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Hold onto your hats! It’s official: Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are diving headfirst into the sea of eternal love and commitment. Cue the confetti cannons and romantic serenades!

Reports have emerged from the depths of Hollywood’s grapevine, confirming what many suspected—Chris, the melodic maestro from Coldplay, and Dakota, the enigmatic enchantress from Madame Web, have been secretly engaged for what feels like eons. Seriously, it’s been so long, we’re starting to wonder if they’ve built a secret wedding chapel in their backyard.

According to a source so close they practically share the same toothbrush holder, these two lovebirds have been sitting on this engagement bombshell for years. That’s right, they’ve been playing the waiting game, casually biding their time while the rest of us mere mortals frantically swipe left and right on dating apps.

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And how did this grand reveal come to pass, you ask? Well, it seems our eagle-eyed paparazzi pals caught wind of Dakota sporting a ring so blindingly massive, it could probably double as a GPS tracker. Forget “put a ring on it,” Chris practically put a planet on it!

But let’s rewind a bit, shall we? These lovebirds first fluttered into each other’s orbits back in 2017, sparking rumors hotter than a jalapeño on a summer sidewalk. Since then, they’ve been tiptoeing through the tulips of romance, keeping their relationship under tighter wraps than a burrito at Chipotle.

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Now, before Dakota stole his heart, Chris was previously shackled to none other than the queen of Goop herself, Gwyneth Paltrow. Ah yes, those were the days of conscious uncoupling and gluten-free dinner parties. But fear not, for there’s no bad blood here—just a harmonious blend of exes co-parenting like it’s nobody’s business.

So, as we raise our metaphorical champagne flutes to the happy couple, let us rejoice in the absurdity of love, the unpredictability of celebrity romance, and the sheer audacity of wearing a ring so big it could probably double as a flotation device. Here’s to Chris and Dakota, may their love story be as epic as a Coldplay anthem and as captivating as a Hollywood blockbuster. Cheers to the happily ever after we never knew we needed!

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Source Says Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson Got Engaged “Years Ago”

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