Sofia Vergara, queen of sass and Modern Family fame, spilled the beans on her split from Joe Manganiello, Magic Mike maestro. Brace yourselves for the tea because this is one divorce saga you didn’t know you needed in your life.
In a chat that’s as candid as a late-night confession, the 51-year-old bombshell dished out the deets on why her marriage to Joe went down the drain faster than a clogged sink. Hold on to your hats!
“Picture this: I’m a free bird now, divorced for the second time, and this time it’s from a fella I spent a solid decade with,” Sofia spilled to El País, the Spanish newspaper that got the exclusive scoop. So, why did Cupid’s arrow miss the mark this time?
Turns out, Sofia had a rock-solid reason for waving the marriage flag at half-mast. Her ex-hubby, Joe, was apparently on the “Let’s make some mini-me’s” train, while Sofia was firmly in the “I’ve done my time in the baby factory” camp. The 47-year-old Magic Mike hunk had baby fever, but Sofia, who’s already a pro at momming with her 32-year-old son, Manolo, wasn’t ready to dive back into the world of diapers and sleepless nights.
“I’m all about respecting the baby-making game, but I’m officially retiring from it. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt at 19,” Sofia quipped. She’s putting her foot down – no more cribs, just a rock and rollin’ grandma chair for her.
With a twinkle in her eye and a mic drop moment, Sofia declared, “Love’s welcome in my life, but bring your own little rascals. I’m almost hitting menopause, it’s nature’s grand finale! When my son decides to hop on the dad train, he better hand me the grandbaby, and I’ll give it the Vergara VIP treatment. Then it’s back to my fabulous life, because that’s how we roll.”
Who knew breaking up could be this entertaining? Stay fabulous, Sofia!
