Sofia Richie Grainge’s Baby Daughter Eloise Already Has a Phone, and She’s Texting Like a Mini Diva

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In a truly groundbreaking discovery for humankind, Sofia Richie Grainge has revealed that her 5-month-old baby, Eloise, already has a phone. That’s right. Eloise is basically running her social life, and she hasn’t even learned to walk yet! Sofia spilled the baby tea on the Therapuss podcast with Jake Shane, where they dished on Eloise’s tech-forward lifestyle.

Texting with Eloise: The Exclusive Breakdown
Jake casually dropped this mic on all of us: “So, Eloise has her own little baby phone,” he said, adding that he enjoys sending her texts like, “Good morning, Eloise!” Because what else are we doing with our time but texting Sofia Richie’s infant?

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Apparently, this isn’t just a toy phone either. According to Sofia, whoever is on Eloise-duty gets access to the phone and replies for her. So, if Eloise ever “texts” you back with “New phone, who dis?”—don’t be shocked. You just got baby ghosted.

“I Hate You,” Says Baby Eloise—Allegedly
Jake’s texting adventures with Eloise took a dramatic twist when he asked, ever so sweetly, “Eloise, do you mind if your mom and I discuss your perfection on the podcast?” Eloise allegedly shot back, “No, keep my name out of your mouth.” Yes, you read that right. Eloise, a 5-month-old, told Jake to zip it. When he pressed her on it, she reportedly escalated to, “I hate you.”

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Jake and Sofia laugh it off, blaming Eloise’s “little bit of an attitude,” because we all know the terrible twos have been bumped up to the terrifying fives—5 months, that is.

Sofia’s Mom Thoughts: Totally Obsessed and 50 Pounds Lighter
Reflecting on her glamorous new mom life, Sofia gushed, “My life makes sense now… I’ve never loved anything more, and I’m obsessed with her. She’s perfect.” And just to keep things balanced, she tossed in a casual, “And I’ve lost 50 pounds,” because motherhood is apparently the hottest new workout trend.

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Sofia’s baby is texting, has better clapbacks than most adults, and Sofia’s out here shedding pounds faster than a Hollywood rumor. The future is here, people. Watch Sofia explain this pint-sized diva’s antics on the Therapuss podcast.

@octopusslover8 The season 2 premiere of Therapuss with @Sofia Richie Grainge ♬ original sound – Jake Shane

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