Selena Gomez just spilled the beans, and it’s a whole tea party.
Selena’s Big Plans
First off, let’s talk about Selena’s future. She’s basically like, “Hey world, here’s my whole life, no filter.” The Only Murders in the Building star dished it all in Vanity Fair, and it’s juicier than a gossip column at a brunch full of reality TV stars.
Incognito? Nah.
Apparently, Selena tried to go all Mission Impossible in public one time. She threw on her best disguise—probably sunglasses and a hat, super incognito, right?—but then started talking. And guess what? BAM, someone recognized her voice! She was just trying to be low-key, and this lady’s like, “OMG, you’re Selena Gomez!” Selena’s response: facepalm. I mean, how do you go incognito when your voice is as recognizable as a TikTok trend?
Social Media: The Breakup That Won’t Stick
You know how you keep saying you’re done with that one ex, but you keep texting them at 2 AM? Yeah, that’s Selena and social media. She’s “quit” social media so many times, even she’s like, “You know what, let’s stop pretending.” But hey, at least she’s enjoying her time offline, working out and living her best yoga-pants life.
EMMY What?!
Oh, and about that Emmy nomination? She freaked out, y’all. Like, full-on excited-to-win-a-free-burrito kind of freak out. She even went to dinner with her friends to celebrate. Who wouldn’t celebrate being nominated for making people laugh while solving murder mysteries?
Breaking Barriers Like It’s NBD
Then she casually mentions becoming the most nominated Latina producer in a comedy category like she didn’t just shatter some serious ceilings. No big deal, just making her dad’s side of the family proud. Nominations, awards, and breaking barriers? Just another Tuesday for Selena.
Risky Movies? Yes, Please!
Selena’s here for the cool, edgy roles in films. Forget being the lead in a rom-com about some tomboy falling for the guy next door (we’ve all seen it). She’s aiming for four scenes in a Martin Scorsese movie instead. Selena’s like, “I want to be the cherry on top of a cinematic masterpiece, not the whole dessert!”
Taylor Swift: Big Sister Vibes
Of course, she and Taylor Swift are basically BFFs. They chat about fame and music sometimes, but mostly? Gossiping and binge-watching Vanderpump Rules. I mean, can you imagine these two dissecting reality TV drama? “I know, right, Taylor? Can you believe what happened on The Valley last night?” Pure gold.
Her Documentary: My Mind & Me, and Oh Boy…
Remember her documentary? Well, Selena wanted to pull the plug on it at one point. Lawyers got involved. Drama! But then she decided to let it roll. When it came out, she was scared to leave her house. Now, she’s like, “Okay, maybe I was having a tough time, but y’all, I’m not a victim. I just survived a LOT, and I’m good now. Plus, I’m properly medicated, so we’re all Gucci.”
Mental Health Hacks 101
When life gets tough, Selena’s got some A+ coping mechanisms. She’s out here like, “Okay, brain, chill. Look around—there’s food, comfy chairs, and maybe even a nap in my future. Let’s get through this.” Honestly, Selena should host mindfulness retreats.
Career Drive: Like a Tesla on Autopilot
In the career department, Selena’s goal is simple: never let anyone think she’s ungrateful. She’s hustling, but in a “I-love-what-I-do-but-also-can-I-have-a-break” kind of way.
Spanglish Queen
Speaking of hustle, Selena’s out here flexing her Spanish skills for the upcoming film Emilia Perez. She’s not fluent, but she’s working on it. She’s all like, “I can sing in Spanish, no problem, but hold up—acting? Gimme a sec, I’m getting there.”
New Music? Uh, Maybe?
As for new music, don’t hold your breath. She’s not 100% ready to drop another album because music is her “hobby that went out of control.” Same, girl. Same. But don’t worry, she’s not going anywhere. You’ll just have to wait for the bops.
Benny Blanco = The Light of Her Life
And then there’s her boo, Benny Blanco. According to Selena, he’s her human sunshine—her BFF who hears all her tea. Benny even said in an interview he’d marry her. Selena’s reaction? “LOL, Benny, really? You had to drop that in an interview?”
Family Plans: All Aboard the Baby Train
Selena’s got babies on her brain, saying she’s excited about becoming a mom. She’s open to adoption or surrogacy because, sadly, carrying a child isn’t an option for her due to health issues. But guess what? That’s not stopping her. “At the end of the day, it’s gonna be my baby, one way or another!” she says, like the boss she is.
Marriage? Meh, No Rush
And marriage? No rush on that either. She and Benny are just out here vibing, protecting their love, and being their true selves. “I’m not changing my name, though,” she declares. “I’m Selena Gomez, and that’s it!”
So yeah, Selena’s basically living her best life—breaking records, chilling with her BFF Taylor, and ready to take on whatever the universe throws at her. And honestly? Same, Selena. Same.
