In a move that left fans both screaming and refreshing their browsers faster than a Wi-Fi outage during a Netflix binge, Sabrina Carpenter has dropped a surprise song from her album Short n Sweet. And just to make things juicier, her boyfriend Barry Keoghan is out here playing the hype-man of the century.
Now, we know what you’re thinking—Wait, aren’t they on the verge of splitting up? Well, Barry apparently missed that memo because he’s fully committed to his role as Sabrina’s personal cheerleader. Forget roses and chocolates, this man is living in her Instagram comments section, hyping her up like she’s about to win an Olympic gold medal in songwriting.
Sabrina casually took over the internet on a regular Thursday afternoon (because why not?) to announce her new song “Busy Woman,” which is basically a bonus track for anyone who’s willing to fork over $4.99 for a digital album on her webstore. Yep, you heard that right—five bucks and it’s all yours, America. Sorry, rest of the world, you’ll just have to sit this one out while the U.S. fans get their MP3 file like it’s 2008 all over again.
In a glorious Instagram post, Sabrina said something along the lines of: “SURPRISE, YOU BEAUTIFUL BEANS! I wrote ‘Busy Woman’ with Jack and Amy right after finishing Short n Sweet and was low-key devastated I couldn’t squeeze it in. So here it is! My gift to you for all the love. But like, hurry, it’s a limited-time offer. Get it before it’s gone, just like my motivation to do laundry!”
And of course, in true Barry Keoghan fashion, he slid into the comments section, probably with the energy of someone about to start a mosh pit at a folk music festival, and wrote: “LET’S FECKIN GO!! 🔥🥵.” Which, roughly translated, means, “I’m so proud, babe, and also, it’s incredibly hot in here!”
Breakup rumors? More like, “Hey, let’s publicly out-support each other until all of Instagram explodes.”
