Camille Vasquez is back to address the spicy rumors swirling around her and Johnny Depp. And once again, she’s hitting the brakes on the gossip bus. 🚫🚌
In case you missed the 2022 media circus: Camille, the 40-year-old legal eagle, swooped in to represent the 61-year-old Depp in his intense defamation trial against his ex, Amber “Oops-Did-I-Say-That” Heard. While Camille was out there flinging legal arguments like Wonder Woman, the internet was, naturally, asking, “Wait, are these two a thing?” Spoiler alert: They are not.
In her recent chat with Extra, Camille shut down the rumors harder than a nightclub bouncer with a “not on the list” stare. She made it crystal clear: “I would never,” she said, like someone who just found out pineapple on pizza is a thing. “Let me just go on the record here: never dated Johnny Depp. Never would date Johnny Depp. Lovely person, yes, but not my type.”
You heard it here. Camille’s parents even had her back, assuring the world that they “knew definitively” she was not dating him. Forget the rumor mill, mom and dad always know what’s up.
And plot twist: Camille’s never actually seen Johnny’s films. Not one, nada. Her filmography with Johnny starts and ends with… “Maybe Chocolat?” she shrugs. She’s not even binge-watched Pirates of the Caribbean! She is the only human alive who’s never watched Jack Sparrow shimmy around in a headscarf. When pressed on this cinematic crime, she practically doubled down: “Nope. To this day, I haven’t seen Pirates.” Camille is truly in a league of her own.
But hey, when she did meet Johnny, she admits it was memorable. After a good 30, 40 minutes of deep conversation, she remembers thinking, “Is this man living in a whole other dimension?” Turns out, yes—Johnny Depp’s brain is apparently dialed into the artist frequency where he views the world like it’s a pop-up book.
Camille Vasquez isn’t dating Johnny Depp, she’s never seen him dressed as a pirate, and she’s not planning on crossing over to the Depp fan club anytime soon.