BREAKING: Sabrina “Pop Princess With a PhD in Pet Names” Carpenter has officially announced her 7th (yes SEVENTH like wow girl do you sleep??) studio album titled “Man’s Best Friend” and honestly, we are barking, howling, and probably peeing on the carpet from excitement.
The lead single “Manchild” just came out and it already has every ex-boyfriend in hiding and every fangirl building a shrine out of glitter glue and broken Barbie shoes.
📅 Mark your calendars and sacrifice a hair tie to the pop gods: the album drops August 29, 2025.
Which means we have approximately [insert dramatic gasp] 79 days to emotionally prepare, shave our legs (maybe), and preorder this iconic mess of music magic.
She posted on Instagram all cute and coy like:
“i can’t wait for it to be yours x”
Translation: You’re not ready. Your ancestors aren’t ready. No one is ready. Prepare for emotional damage… but make it ✨aesthetic✨.
If you’re still recovering from her last album “Short n’ Sweet” (which came out last August and was basically a sonic slap in the face—IN THE BEST WAY), well too bad because she’s back and she brought backup vocals.
Also, she’s going on tour! So now’s your chance to scream “MOTHER!!!” from the back row while wearing a tiara and sobbing into a tote bag.
👉 Go preorder “Man’s Best Friend” RIGHT NOW unless you hate joy, glitter, and serotonin.
#SabrinaCarpenter #MansBestFriendAlbum #SheOwnsMyThroatAndMyWallet 🐾🎤💅
