🚨 Sabrina Carpenter Just Dragged a TikToker Into the Sprinkler of Doom 🚨

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“No, I’m not doing ‘Lolita’ cosplay, babes. I just like grass and water. Chill.”

Sabrina “Sprinkler Princess” Carpenter has officially gone full “NOT TODAY, SATAN” on the internet after someone tried to connect her W Magazine photoshoot to the chaotic cinematic fever dream that is Lolita — you know, that movie about the world’s most horrifying English teacher. Ew.

Here’s the sitch: some TikTok user with way too much time and WiFi (shoutout @arcafan999) decided to post a side-by-side of Sabrina lying all cute ‘n wet under a sprinkler and Dominique Swain in Lolita doing… basically the same thing. Cue the overthinking, cue the fake film critic TikTok voice: “So basically this is problematic because—”

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But hold up. Queen Sabrina wasn’t having ANY of it.
She popped into the comment section faster than you can say “I’m a grown woman who looks like she orders off the kids’ menu” and wrote:

“i’ve never seen this movie. it’s never been on my mood board and never would be.”

READ IT AGAIN. Mood board? BLOCKED. Dominique Swain? UNFOLLOWED. Vladimir Nabokov? NEVER HEARD OF HER.

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But this TikToker would not quit. They clapped back using the lyrics from her very spicy “Nonsense” outro in Mexico City:

“fully grown but i look like a niña’ yh sure,” 👀

EXCUSE ME??? Quoting her own song against her like it’s a UNO reverse card? Who gave y’all this kind of confidence??

Just to remind you, the iconic lyrics in question were:

“I’m full grown but I look like a niña / Come put something big in my casita / Mexico, I think you are bonita!”

Yes, yes, yes — it’s giving naughty bilingual princess energy but also like… can a girl not lie in the grass anymore without a film studies major having a meltdown???

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Let the girl hydrate under a sprinkler in peace.

TL;DR:
Sabrina Carpenter is not a Lolita stan. She just likes grass, water, and rhyming niña with casita.
Let’s all log off and go touch some actual grass.

#SprinklerGate #SabrinaSaidNope #MoodBoardDrama 🌊💅💦

🚨 Sabrina Carpenter Just Dragged a TikToker Into the Sprinkler of Doom 🚨

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