Rudy Giuliani on a Dye-Hard Mission at Walmart!

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Rudy Giuliani was spotted on a critical mission this weekend—one that required intense scrutiny, careful decision-making, and a trusty mobility scooter. No, he wasn’t searching for evidence of voter fraud—he was on the hunt for hair dye!

Yes, the former mayor of New York was seen in a Secaucus, New Jersey Walmart, rolling up in style (mobility scooter edition) and making a beeline for the haircare aisle. Accompanied by an aide—probably there to act as his legal counsel in case the dye turned on him—Rudy took his time reading the back of a box, likely making sure this time, the color wouldn’t launch a surprise attack on his face.

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Because, let’s not forget: The Great Hair Dye Disaster of 2020. A dark day in history (literally), when Giuliani, mid-rant about election fraud, started melting like a budget Halloween candle. The drip heard ‘round the world became instant comedy gold, inspiring memes, SNL skits, and probably a new fear of sweating in public.

But hey, 2023 wasn’t any kinder to Rudy. Legal trouble rained down on him harder than his own hair dye, with racketeering charges, a $146 million defamation payout, bankruptcy, and even losing his law license. Tough break.

Now, it seems he’s ready for a fresh start—at least when it comes to his hair. Let’s just hope this time, the color stays in his hair and not on his legal record!

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Rudy Giuliani on a Dye-Hard Mission at Walmart!

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