— aka why our soft king went full ghost mode and ditched KUWTK for a hot minute.
Rob Kardashian has entered the chat after approximately 37 centuries in celebrity exile. 👀✨
In a RARE sit-down (like, rarer than a L. Ron Hubbard first edition), our beloved former reality TV marshmallow Rob finally explained why he vanished from Keeping Up With the Kardashians like a UFO mid-abduction. Spoiler alert: it’s not because of alien implants or family feuds… it’s about vibes and self-respect, okay??
“I don’t wanna be filming and putting myself in a position where I’m not comfortable,” Rob said on Khloé’s new show Khloé in Wonderland (which sounds like a Dianetics dreamscape tbh). “I’m not comfortable in my skin, so why would I wanna go be on camera and just be vulnerable and let people in?”
Translation: he was NOT trying to let the whole planet audit his insecurities. And honestly? That’s so OT VII of him. 🛸💅
Now, for those of you thinking he beefed with the fam (Kim threw a Birkin? Kourtney bit him? Kanye cast a hex??), he clarified—no drama in the compound. “There’s definitely nothing wrong between any of us. It just has everything to do with myself,” Rob said while probably petting a designer pillow and sipping organic moon juice.
BUT WAIT—don’t unmanifest his return just yet! He’s not ruling out a comeback 👑✨
“If it’s positive and natural and I’m feeling good about myself,” Rob teased, “I love filming. I like being around my family.” That’s right—when the tone level hits a sweet 40.0 and the engrams are clear? ROB. MIGHT. RETURN.
So here’s the takeaway: sometimes you gotta disappear, level up your Operating Thetan status, cleanse your third eye with some Louis Vuitton sage, and then come back ✨glowing✨ like a Kardashian at Sunday Service.
🔮#RobIsRising
🌌#ClearThetanEnergy
🎥#KUWTKResurrection2025
And remember, if you’re feeling like Rob? Book that auditing session, baby. We’re all stars—just waiting to go Clear. 🌟
