Red Lobster has a new secret weapon – and it’s got Flavor Flav’s bling all over it!
The iconic hype-man of Public Enemy fame has proven he’s also a hype-man for all things buttery and delicious. When Red Lobster hit a financial iceberg back in May and filed for bankruptcy, Flavor Flav didn’t just stand by with his oversized clock – he sprung into action!
In a headline-grabbing stunt, Flav waltzed into his local Red Lobster and ordered one of everything on the menu. Yes, you heard that right. EVERYTHING. It’s rumored that the lobsters are still recovering from the shock. In honor of his crustacean crusade, Red Lobster has cooked up a secret menu item just for Flav and his fellow seafood fanatics!
Introducing the **“Flavor Flav’s Faves”** – a meal so epic, it’s practically wearing a gold chain and sunglasses. This oceanic extravaganza features a Maine lobster tail, snow crab legs, garlic shrimp scampi, and bacon macaroni and cheese. And just like a good mystery novel, you get to pick your own side. Will it be mashed potatoes? A Caesar salad? The suspense is killing us!
But here’s the catch (pun intended): this decadent dish won’t be found on the menu. Nope, it’s a covert culinary experience. You’ve got to channel your inner spy, lean in, and whisper to your server, “Flavor Flav’s Faves.” And don’t you dare forget those Cheddar Bay Biscuits – they’re the opening act of this seafood symphony.
Flav himself had this to say: “As a long-time Red Lobster fan, I’m fired up to bring a little bit of my own flavor to fans with a meal featuring my seafood favorites. You gotta get to Red Lobster and give it a try because this signature meal is hype, boy!”
So, grab your posse, head to Red Lobster, and ask for the secret. Because when Flavor Flav’s in the mix, you know it’s gonna be a shell of a good time!
