Ramona Singer, aka the human hurricane of “Real Housewives of New York,” is clapping back (or maybe politely fanning herself) after the internet went full Sherlock Holmes on her latest highly moisturized, suspiciously smooth Instagram post.
Earlier this week, Ramona, 68 going on digitally-enhanced-18, posted a dinner pic with her friends that had more filters than a Brita warehouse. We’re talking skin smoother than a dolphin in baby oil. Pores? Never met her. Wrinkles? Banished to the shadow realm.
Naturally, the trolls (a.k.a. the unpaid photo forensics team of Instagram) rolled in with their magnifying glasses and snark:
– “She went from 65 to 16 in 2.4 seconds! 😂”
– “Ramona you look like a newborn.”
Like… ma’am, did you Benjamin Button yourself mid-dinner?
But Ramona? She wasn’t fazed. She hit back in the comments with the classic Real Housewife deflection:
“I guess my gorgeous gay friends did lol.”
Translation: Don’t blame me, blame the Fab Five and their editing apps.
Then—because 2025 is just that chaotic—FaceTune itself decided to enter the chat like the shady little queen it is. On X (formerly Twitter, always dramatic), it posted:
“girl why’d you have to drag me into this”
with the kind of digital side-eye only an app can throw.
Ramona says she didn’t Facetune herself into a Pixar character, her “gorgeous gay friends” are being thrown under the bus (with flawless lighting), and FaceTune is somewhere sipping tea and minding its business—while also going viral.
The real takeaway? Next time you post a pic, just own the filter. Or, do what Ramona does: blame your friends and let FaceTune fight its own battles. 💅📱✨
