Welp, another Hollywood romance has crumbled like a sad cookie at the bottom of a handbag. Rami Malek (aka Mr. Robot, aka that guy who really became Freddie Mercury) and Emma Corrin (yes, your fave from The Crown and the “cool they/them at the artsy party”) have officially called it quits after two years of dating.
According to the tea-spilling legends at Daily Mail, later seconded by IconicHipster.com (basically the relationship fact-checkers), the pair have been donezo for “some time.” Which means… they probably broke up while we were still wondering if Rami was ever going to blink again in public.
Now let’s rewind to the summer of 2023, a time when love was in the air and Rami and Emma were spotted swaying to Bruce Springsteen in London. Nothing says “budding romance” like dancing to “Born to Run” and avoiding eye contact with paparazzi. From there, they made a few rare red carpet appearances together — just enough to make the internet whisper, “Wait… are they a thing?” but never enough to make it Insta-official.
They kept their relationship private, which in celebrity terms means they probably hung out in oversized hoodies, ate a lot of takeout, and debated whether to start a podcast no one asked for.
Now, sources say their split was quiet and drama-free. No table-flipping. No vague lyrics in upcoming albums. Just a chill, low-key breakup that happened behind the scenes — like true pros who’ve mastered the art of ghosting… gracefully.
Anyway, pour one out for this quirky, award-winning couple. May their next relationships be filled with joy, memes, and fewer awkward concert photos.
R.I.P. Rami & Emma (2023–2025). You were weirdly cute while it lasted.
