Ralph Fiennes Just Unleashed His Inner Greek God and the Internet Needs a Minute

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Okay, everybody, take a deep breath… because Ralph freaking Fiennes just dropped his shirt and the internet dropped its collective jaw. That’s right — Voldemort himself is now serving abs, pecs, and biceps at age 62 like it’s his full-time job. Someone call Mount Olympus, they’re missing a god.

Sir Ralph (we’re knighting him for this) transformed his body into a chiseled masterpiece for his role as Greek king Odysseus in The Return, which just landed in UK theaters. And to celebrate the premiere, he hopped on Twitter, dropped a thirst trap from the gym, and captioned it with a humble little “💪🏻” like he didn’t just shatter the entire internet.

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Seriously, that emoji is doing some heavy lifting — unlike Ralph, who clearly lifted the entire weight section of the gym and maybe a few Spartans while he was at it.

In The Return, Ralph plays Odysseus, the original “I’m back, baby!” hero, who finally comes home after 20 years of war, sea monsters, and probably some light trauma. He shows up looking rough (before the gym glow-up), only to find his wife Penelope (played by Juliette Binoche, queen of elegance) trapped in her own home, surrounded by thirsty dudes trying to marry her and steal the crown. Oh, and they’re also plotting to kill Odysseus’ son, which is rude.

So naturally, our boy Ralph — sorry, King Ralph — has to dust off his post-war PTSD, rediscover his inner beast, and go full gladiator mode to reclaim his kingdom, his wife, his kid, and apparently his status as a global thirst icon.

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TL;DR: Ralph Fiennes said “Dad bod? I don’t know her” and came back looking like the Greek version of a Marvel superhero.

Check out the photos below and prepare to scream, cry, throw your phone, and re-evaluate your gym membership.

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