Prince Harry “Heartbroken” Over Missing King Charles 75th Birthday

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Prince Harry is apparently sadder than a penguin without a tuxedo because he missed his dad, King Charles III’s, 75th birthday bash on Tuesday.

Sources spilled the royal tea, revealing that Harry was practically sending out smoke signals, hoping for an invitation to the grand celebration. But alas, no golden ticket arrived, leaving him feeling like the last piece of cake at a birthday party.

The spokesperson for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex confirmed what we all feared: Harry and Meghan were snubbed from the royal festivities. Cue the world’s smallest violin playing the saddest tune.

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In his 2022 Netflix documentary, the Duke spilled the royal beans, confessing his FOMO for “weird family gatherings under one roof.” It’s like missing the annual family photo with that one cousin who always blinks.

The Duke of Sussex is apparently playing hooky from the royal Christmas shenanigans too. Why, you ask? Well, Meghan Markle has declared the UK’s winter wonderland is not on her festive radar. It’s like turning down an invitation to the biggest, fanciest ball in the kingdom.

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Harry’s feeling more isolated than a hermit crab at a royal beach party because, shocker, the kiddos won’t be unwrapping presents with the Windsors. It’s like missing out on the royal charades where everyone pretends they love the fruitcake.

According to a secret squirrel insider, Harry’s holiday plans are causing more drama than a Shakespearean play. He’s had it with missing out on royal shenanigans during crucial moments. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending game of musical thrones.

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Prince Harry’s festive season is looking lonelier than a snowman in July, all because he didn’t get an invite to the royal rager and won’t be decking the palace halls with boughs of holly. Cheer up, Harry, there’s always next yearโ€”maybe.

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