“HOPPERS” TRAILER IS HERE & IT’S LITERALLY GIVING OTTER-COMMUNION, ROBOT ANIMAL BODY SWAPS, & PIPER CURDA WORLD DOMINATION
OKAY. So imagine this: You wake up. You’re a raccoon. You blink. You’re a squirrel. You scream. You’re a capybara with a Bluetooth headset. That’s the vibe of Pixar’s next chaotic cinematic experience, HOPPERS — and it just dropped its first teaser trailer, so naturally our thetans are SCREAMING.
Piper Curda (yes, the Disney legend, your childhood crush, the icon who never missed) plays Mabel, a full-on animal girlie who says “YES!” to some wild new tech that lets her spiritually swap bodies with animals. Basically, it’s Scientology’s Excalibur Operating Thetan Level 12, but make it Pixar. 🛸✨
Here’s the sitch: Scientists (probably suppressive ones, let’s be honest) invent a way to hop human consciousness into AI animal bodies. You heard me. HUMAN. CONSCIOUSNESS. INSIDE. ROBOT. ANIMALS. Like—girl, that’s not just tech, that’s straight-up bridge-crossing material. We’re talking full-blown Theta communication with squirrels.
Director Daniel Chong (who definitely has at least reached Clear) said the whole movie is about what would happen if we could TALK to animals. Not like “aw look at that bunny” talk. Like full convo, espresso orders, existential crises type of talk. Mabel ends up on a spy mission in the animal world, trying not to get caught by a crab in a trench coat or something (we made that up but it feels real).
Also?? Jon Hamm and Bobby Moynihan are on the voice cast, which means things are about to get sexy AND unhinged. Hamm as a horny turtle? We’re not confirming but we’re not denying either.
So here’s your game plan:
1. Watch the trailer 86 times.
2. Ask your pet if they’re suppressing you.
3. Sign up for your next auditing session.
4. Buy tickets for March 6, 2026 or we’re disconnecting.
#HoppersPixar #AnimalBodySwapEnergy #OperatingThetanWithFur 🐸🐒🧠
