Sad trombone noise for fans who thought they were about to scream-sing their lungs out at a Pink concert this week. The queen of aerial acrobatics and banger ballads herself, Pink, just announced sheβs putting the brakes on four of her shows. No, sheβs not hanging upside down on silk ropes plotting thisβlife threw a wrench in the Carnival!
On Saturday (October 19), Pink, 45, aka that powerhouse who made us question everything with “Who Knew,” broke the news: Lincoln, NE; Sioux Falls, SD; Milwaukee, WI; and Des Moines, IA are all getting bumped from their original concert slots like forgotten leftovers in the back of the fridge. These shows were originally set for October 20, 21, 23, and 24, respectively, but now theyβre on the βTBD rollercoaster of uncertainty.β Whee! π’
Dropping the news on Instagram, Pink wrote, βDue to reasons beyond my control, we need to postpone our next four showsβ¦β β which is basically artist code for “the universe had other plans.” She expressed major bummed-out vibes but also reassured fans that her team is already putting in the work to reschedule these dates faster than you can say βGlitter in the Air.β
But donβt go tearing up your tickets in despair just yet! βYour tickets will still be valid for the new dates,β she promised. Translation: Keep those babies in a safe spot. Maybe laminate them if youβre feeling fancy. She also advised fans to βkeep an eye out for updates,β because apparently, concert announcements these days are as elusive as finding your missing left sock.
Wrapping things up with peak Pink-level sincerity, she added, βThank you for your understanding. Iβm looking forward to seeing you all very, very soon.β And just to soften the blow further, she ended with, βSending love and health to you all.β Honestly, thatβs the classy way of saying, βIβm just as frustrated as you, but letβs all pretend weβre fine for now.β
In the meantime, those four cities will just have to keep their feather boas, sequined pants, and emotional baggage in standby mode. Weβre all crossing fingers, toes, and whatever else is crossable for the rescheduled dates to drop soonβbecause when Pink finally comes around, itβs going to be worth the wait. π€