Pink is here to squash some rumors like a rogue mosquito at a backyard BBQ. In the bizarre world of social media, headlines have been flying around faster than a toddler on a sugar high. And guess who’s caught in the middle? Yep, our favorite color-coded pop icon, Pink.
Apparently, some internet detectives (probably the same people who think Elvis is still flipping burgers in Memphis) noticed that Pink’s Twitter feed has fewer tweets than a mute parrot. Specifically, her account has a whopping two retweets, dating back years. Cue the gasps. Obviously, the conspiracy theorists did what they do best—put on their tinfoil hats and connect imaginary dots. Somehow, this led to wild theories that Pink was engaged in… who knows, maybe a secret society of professional tweet-deleters or something equally absurd.
But Pink? Oh, she’s not having it. Our girl hopped onto Instagram like a superhero with a latte in hand, ready to save the day and the internet from imploding. She posted: “I don’t know why I became a headline this week, but I wiped my Twitter account on February 6th!!!” For emphasis, she probably wanted to add, “Seriously, people, I’ve been busy raising kids and making music, not plotting global domination with shady characters.”
And just to make sure we’re all paying attention, Pink brought receipts. Yup, she included a tweet, timestamped for February 6, 2024, with the vibe of “Look, y’all, here’s my proof. Can I go back to my life now?” She even clarified she’s not in cahoots with any of the people mentioned in these wild theories. No secret handshakes, no late-night meetings in dimly lit rooms with mystery people. Sorry to disappoint, conspiracy squad.
Pink is not the Illuminati’s social media coordinator. She’s just a pop star who tidied up her Twitter feed like Marie Kondo on a caffeine kick.