🚨PEDRO PASCAL IS STRETCHING, JULIA GARNER IS SURFING, AND THE WORLD IS DOOMED: NEW FANTASTIC FOUR TRAILER IS STRAIGHT-UP COSMIC CHAOS🚨

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Marvel just dropped the final trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps and—no exaggeration—our brains have officially melted into radioactive popcorn. This movie is giving retro-futuristic fever dream, space daddy drama, and America’s Got Superpowers all in one.

Imagine the 1960s, but, like, if your toaster could teleport you to another dimension and everyone wore metallic jumpsuits designed by Zendaya’s stylist. That’s the vibe.

👨‍🔬 Enter Reed Richards a.k.a. Mister Fantastic (played by Pedro “Daddy of the Multiverse” Pascal) who can stretch like Silly Putty on steroids.
👱‍♀️ Sue Storm a.k.a. Invisible Woman (Vanessa Kirby), who literally disappears when she’s annoyed—which, relatable.
🧱 Ben Grimm a.k.a. The Thing (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) is built like a brick house and emotionally unavailable.
🔥 And Johnny Storm a.k.a. Human Torch (Joseph Quinn), who is literally on fire and probably TikTok famous in-universe.

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Now cue the galaxy-devouring chaos monster known as Galactus (played by Ralph Ineson, whose voice sounds like gravel soaked in whiskey and doom), and his super emo intergalactic Uber Eats delivery girl, Silver Surfer (Julia Garner, obviously giving chrome-core goddess energy).

Oh, and the Earth? Yeah, it’s on the menu.

This ain’t just a superhero flick—this is a full-on multiversal family therapy session with laser beams, fireballs, and space gods who have zero chill.

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Other notable appearances include Paul Walter Hauser (probably cracking jokes mid-apocalypse), Natasha Lyonne (chain-smoking through a wormhole), and Sarah Niles (presumably judging everyone).

🗓️ Mark your calendars, tattoo the date on your soul, do whatever you gotta do:
The Fantastic Four: First Steps launches itself straight into theaters and your serotonin on July 25th.

Watch the trailer now unless you hate joy:
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