Lizzo Hits Her Weight Loss Goal: ‘Scale, You’re Officially My Ex!’

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Guess who just scored a major weighty win? None other than the queen of confidence herself, Lizzo! This past Saturday (January 25), the 36-year-old “Good as Hell” superstar strutted over to Instagram, not to flex a new song but to flex her new scale milestone—and probably her biceps too.

“I did it,” she declared, beaming in a mirror selfie that screamed, ‘burgundy sports bra, matching leggings, and zero chill!’ “Today, when I stepped on my scale, I hit my weight release goal!” (Yes, we’re calling it a release because Lizzo let those pounds go, and they’re not coming back for an encore.)

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The real plot twist? “I haven’t seen this number since 2014!” she revealed. That’s right, Lizzo just time-traveled, but instead of a flux capacitor, she used consistency, self-love, and maybe a killer playlist. She added, “Let this be a reminder: you can do anything you put your mind to. Now, onto new goals!” (Translation: Watch out world, she’s just getting started.)

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Lizzo first kicked off her weight loss journey in September 2024, unveiling her sleeker silhouette on social media. Of course, the internet did its usual thing—cue accusations of Ozempic use faster than you can say “keyboard warrior.” But Lizzo clapped back, probably with the power of a thunderclap, and kept it moving.

Moral of the story? Lizzo isn’t just the queen of self-love; she’s also the reigning champ of shutting down haters, one milestone at a time. Go off, Lizzo! Let those new goals be as fierce as your flute solos.

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