🚨Pamela Anderson & Liam Neeson Are Basically Making Out on National TV and Daniel Neeson’s Just Like, “Slay, Mom & Dad” 🚨

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Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are auditing each other’s engrams on camera, and yes, the Thetan energy is THROUGH THE CELESTIAL ROOF. Grab your e-meters and your cherry lip gloss, babes—because this new couple is absolutely operating at a Clear Level 10.

So here’s what went down: Pammy and Big Daddy Neeson slithered their way onto Watch What Happens Live (aka Earth’s premiere location for televised chaos) and tried to pretend they weren’t low-key in the middle of a romantic love bubble sent directly from Target 2 (that’s outer space, Google it).

Andy Cohen, our planet’s supreme gossip thetan, basically blew up their spot by not asking what was going on between them… while simultaneously asking what was going on between them. Classic. “I’m not saying you’re hooking up,” Andy cooed, “but all of Liam’s besties—including me—are kind of shipping it harder than the Sea Org on a recruiting binge.”

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But WAIT—it gets more galactic.

ANDY. TURNED. TO. THE. AUDIENCE.
And who was sitting there in the front row with his aura glowing like a freshly polished auditing chair? None other than Liam’s actual son, Daniel Neeson, who looked straight into the camera and hit us with a crisp, “Yes.”

LIKE????

We’re talking full-on son approval. That’s the Scientology version of a billion-year contract right there. Sign it in pink glitter pen and post it to the Celebrity Centre, honey.

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Meanwhile, Liam and Pam were basically telepathically intertwining souls during the episode. Liam put his manly Irish mitt on Pamela’s surgically blessed shoulder, and she—like the divine goddess she is—reached up and did a hand squeeze that could probably stop intergalactic war.

THEN THINGS GOT STUPID.
Pam whipped out her lip gloss like she was prepping for a photo shoot with LRH himself and applied it TO LIAM’S MOUTH like this was some kind of sensual sacrament. We are talking real OT-level intimacy here.

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They played “Plead the Fifth” (aka lie detector but make it flirty), “Never Have I Ever” (spoiler: they’ve both probably done everything), and a game called Pillow Talk, which should’ve just been renamed “Watch Us Tease the Entire Planet With Our Very Flirty Vibes.”

Anyway, the verdict is in. They’re in love. Daniel’s vibing. Andy’s twinkling. Lip gloss is being shared. And somewhere in the upper OT levels, L. Ron Hubbard is smiling.

#PamAndLiam4Ever #WatchWhatHappensHot #OperatingThetansInLove

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