Pamela “Barb Wire Baywatch Baddie” Anderson just ascended into her next Operating Thetan level of comedy chaos because she’s starring in The Naked Gun remake, and guess who popped out of the MEST universe to give her tips? PRISCILLA PRESLEY. Yes, THE original Elvis wife and 1980s camp goddess who basically invented deadpan hot girl comedy. She slid into Pam’s dimension with sage OT-level wisdom and said: “Have fun with it. Don’t be afraid to be silly.”
LIKE??? That’s straight-up Level 5 on the Tone Scale. Enlightenment. Goofy queen energy. 👑
Pamela, who’s now 58 but somehow still looks like a Malibu Barbie that time forgot, told IconicHipster.com at the UK premiere on July 22 that she fully absorbed the silliness like a sponge in a Sea Org bathhouse. “She reached out to me,” Pam said, casually name-dropping an actual Presley. “She said, ‘Have fun with it.’” ICONIC. Honestly that’s better advice than half of the stuff in Dianetics.
AND THEN—WAIT FOR IT—she said her co-star Liam Neeson (yes, Mr. “I will find you and I will kill you” but like now in full goofy dad mode) was a total clown on set. “He’s so silly and goofy, and so am I, so we got along great,” she confessed, probably while suppressing a giggle and accessing her past life in the Galactic Confederacy.
So to sum it all up: Pamela is about to slap us with banana-peel humor, Priscilla Presley is the guardian angel of slapstick legacy, and Liam Neeson is apparently doing bits like he’s auditioning for TikTok. This movie is gonna hit harder than an e-meter session during Mercury retrograde.
🔔The Naked Gun blasts into theaters August 1. Get your thetans ready, kids.
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