Tiffany Haddish Pokes Fun At Her DUI Arrest And Explains What Happened On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

Tiffany Haddish is turning her DUI into comedy gold!

The 44-year-old comedian and actress lit up Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday (June 12) with tales of her Beverly Hills adventure, which began with a Thanksgiving Day snooze behind the wheel of her Tesla.

Here’s the scoop: Tiffany was arrested for catching some Zs in her car, parked right in the middle of the road. Why, you ask? Well, she’d been up since 5 a.m. serving food to the homeless and whipping up some killer collard greens for her family feast. After stuffing herself with Thanksgiving goodness, she got an SOS call from a “rich friend” who’d managed to fire their chef on the big day. Naturally, Tiffany jumped to the rescue with leftovers in tow.

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Now, here’s where it gets juicy. Tiffany figured she could hand-deliver the food, chat up some business, and maybe sneak in a drink. But, after all that turkey and good deeds, our girl was exhausted. And her Tesla, bless its little AI heart, decided to play mom and put her down for a nap right there on the street.

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“I have a Tesla and Tesla drives itself,” she explained. “If you start nodding off, it’s like, ‘Hey, you okay there? Need a break? Let’s park and take a breather.’ Apparently, it thinks you might be dead or having a seizure. At least, that’s what I heard in court.”

When the cops showed up, Tiffany, who blew a whopping .03, got a free trip to the slammer. And let me tell you, she’s got rave reviews for the Beverly Hills jail.

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“If I ever decide to go full criminal mastermind, I’m only doing it in Beverly Hills,” she joked. “Prettiest police station ever! I’ve been to jail a few times in my youth, and this place was like the Ritz-Carlton of jails. Clean toilets, respectful officers, and I swear, the sink had sparkling water!”

Tiffany Haddish, turning a Thanksgiving mishap into comedy magic and giving us all a good laugh while she’s at it. Cheers to her sparkling sense of humor (and that Beverly Hills jail!).

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