North West has entered the chat, and she’s not holding back! The 11-year-old sass master has taken aim at her mom Kim Kardashian’s, ahem, culinary expertise in a hilariously candid interview for Interview magazine. Spoiler alert: If you thought Kim was whipping up gourmet meals between Skims fittings, think again.
Things got real when Kim, 43, leaned in with what she probably thought was a heartfelt, mom-of-the-year moment. “OK, serious question,” she said, probably expecting some praise or, at the very least, a polite white lie. “How is my cooking?”
Without skipping a beat, North delivered a burn so smooth it could double as a skincare routine:
“You haven’t cooked for us in a long time.” Ouch.
But wait, it gets better. Kim pressed further—because why not poke the bear?—and North dropped the timeline like she was giving a witness testimony.
“Last time you cooked was two Halloweens ago.”
Two. Whole. Halloweens. That’s longer than most celebrity couples last.
Desperately clinging to the memory of her one culinary success, Kim asked what she had cooked.
North, with the precision of a child who’s been waiting her whole life for this moment, replied:
“Mac and cheese.”
Not to be outdone, Kim piped up, trying to build her resume with, “And fried chicken and cornbread! I’m a one-trick pony. Is that one meal good?”
Now, most kids would throw their mom a pity compliment at this point, but North? Nah. She keeps it 100.
“It’s good,” she said, just this side of nice…before finishing her sentence with a finishing move straight out of a Mortal Kombat game:
“It’s just that you’re really good at making me cucumbers and salt.”
Ladies and gentlemen, that is how you simultaneously compliment and obliterate someone in under ten words. Give North her own reality show, stat. Or at least a cookbook titled “Mom’s Cucumbers and Salt: A Culinary Journey.”
