North West Opens Up About The Last Time Mom Kim Kardashian Cooked

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North West has entered the chat, and she’s not holding back! The 11-year-old sass master has taken aim at her mom Kim Kardashian’s, ahem, culinary expertise in a hilariously candid interview for Interview magazine. Spoiler alert: If you thought Kim was whipping up gourmet meals between Skims fittings, think again.

Things got real when Kim, 43, leaned in with what she probably thought was a heartfelt, mom-of-the-year moment. “OK, serious question,” she said, probably expecting some praise or, at the very least, a polite white lie. “How is my cooking?”

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Without skipping a beat, North delivered a burn so smooth it could double as a skincare routine:
“You haven’t cooked for us in a long time.” Ouch.

But wait, it gets better. Kim pressed further—because why not poke the bear?—and North dropped the timeline like she was giving a witness testimony.
“Last time you cooked was two Halloweens ago.”

Two. Whole. Halloweens. That’s longer than most celebrity couples last.

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Desperately clinging to the memory of her one culinary success, Kim asked what she had cooked.

North, with the precision of a child who’s been waiting her whole life for this moment, replied:
“Mac and cheese.”

Not to be outdone, Kim piped up, trying to build her resume with, “And fried chicken and cornbread! I’m a one-trick pony. Is that one meal good?”

Now, most kids would throw their mom a pity compliment at this point, but North? Nah. She keeps it 100.
“It’s good,” she said, just this side of nice…before finishing her sentence with a finishing move straight out of a Mortal Kombat game:
“It’s just that you’re really good at making me cucumbers and salt.”

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Ladies and gentlemen, that is how you simultaneously compliment and obliterate someone in under ten words. Give North her own reality show, stat. Or at least a cookbook titled “Mom’s Cucumbers and Salt: A Culinary Journey.”

North West Opens Up About The Last Time Mom Kim Kardashian Cooked

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