Paris just got way shinier, and no, it wasn’t because of the Eiffel Tower—it was Kim Kardashian, casually showing up to testify in court looking like she robbed herself.
Yep, Kim K stepped into a Parisian courtroom on Tuesday morning (May 13) to face her 2016 nightmare—aka the terrifying incident where she was tied up, gagged, and robbed at gunpoint of over \$10 million in jewelry. But fast forward to 2025, and our girl walked back into Paris like a sparkly phoenix rising from the ashes of crime, ready to give her testimony and serve lewks.
And in true Kardashian fashion, Kim didn’t just show up—she shone. According to jewelry whisperer and diamond detective Laura Taylor (a Lorel Diamonds expert with eyes sharper than the Rock’s jawline), Kim was wearing about $8 million worth of jewelry in court. Let that sink in. She testified about being robbed of her jewels… while wearing more jewels. Iconic or ironic? We’ll let the philosophers handle that one.
Let’s break it down like a TikTok skincare routine:
- 💎 A $1.5 MILLION diamond necklace by Samer Halimeh New York (aka enough to buy a small island or like, three eggs in L.A.).
- 💍 A diamond ring that probably has its own zip code.
- 👂 An $8,100 18-karat white gold ear cuff from Briony Raymond, because why have plain ears when your earlobes can scream wealth?
And the next day? Kim and Kris were seen strutting out of their Paris hotel like nothing happened, possibly off to brunch, possibly off to secure the crown for most glamorous courtroom comeback ever.
Moral of the story: you can tie up Kim Kardashian, but you cannot tie down her sparkle. 💅✨
