Nicholas Hoult, the 34-year-old actor you probably still refer to as “the kid from About a Boy” (he’s an adult now, people), might have just confirmed he’s married! Yes, tied the knot! Sealed the deal! Got hitched! And how did this revelation come to light, you ask? Not through a splashy Instagram post or a star-studded wedding. Oh no. Nicholas casually let it slip on a red carpet, because subtlety is apparently his middle name.
For those keeping track, Nicholas has been romantically linked to 31-year-old model Bryana Holly for years. These two have been so private, the FBI could probably take notes. They’ve got two kids: 6-year-old son Joaquin and a newer, shinier model born in 2022 (whose name is still classified, because of course it is). The family is so under the radar, they’re practically hiding in plain sight.
So, what went down? While promoting his upcoming horror flick Nosferatu—a film where he probably looks fabulous while being terrifying—Nicholas referred to Bryana as his wife. Yes, the W-word! He told E! News about watching the scary movie together and casually said, “Afterwards, I remember I had my wife’s nails imprinted on my hand. I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, this was tense.’”
Pause. Rewind. My wife’s nails? Sir, did you just confirm your marital status while talking about vampire movies? Is this a press junket or a wedding announcement?
For those wondering why we didn’t already know this juicy tidbit, it’s because Nicholas and Bryana are basically the real-life version of Bigfoot sightings—rarely seen, never confirmed. These two have made so few public appearances together that their relationship could be a myth. But apparently, it’s not. It’s real, official, and possibly legally binding.
Nicholas Hoult might just be married. And if we’re being honest, this is the most low-key celebrity wedding reveal of all time. No pomp, no circumstance—just a dude talking about his wife while casually promoting a horror movie. Respect.
