Jamie Fox, 55-year-old mischief maker from “The Burial,” is caught up in some legal limbo, accused of being a real smooth operator—of the not-so-smooth variety.
Picture this: New York City, 2015, and Jamie finds himself in a bit of a pickle at Catch NYC & Roof. Our leading man gets named in a lawsuit that reads like a script from a comedy-drama, alleging that he turned a casual photo op into a not-so-funny fiasco.
In the court documents, the damsel in distress goes by the covert moniker of Jane Doe. Apparently, Jamie, in his infinite wisdom, decided to play the charming card, comparing her to the one and only Gabrielle Union. Smooth move, right? Well, not exactly.
Two hours into their rendezvous, after a photo session that probably looked like a rejected rom-com scene, things took a turn for the weird. According to Jane Doe, Jamie went all “arm-pulling enthusiast” and dragged her to a different corner of the venue, presumably to showcase his dance moves.
Allegedly under the influence (of what, we can only guess), Jamie decided that personal space was overrated and ventured into the inappropriate-touching territory. Cue the gasps and awkward shuffling.
Now, here’s the kicker: A security guard and a bunch of onlookers supposedly witnessed this spectacle but decided it was more entertaining than a sitcom rerun, choosing not to intervene. It’s like a real-life episode of “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
And just when you think it couldn’t get any crazier, Jane Doe’s superhero friend swoops in to save the day. Jamie, sensing the jig was up, apparently called it quits at the arrival of this unexpected hero.
Now, the lawsuit, which reads like a mixtape of legal buzzwords, accuses Jamie of a medley of offenses: “sexual assault, abuse, assault, and battery.” But that’s not all! It also wants to hold Catch accountable for letting the comedy of errors unfold under its roof. Looks like Catch might need to brush up on its “How to Handle Celebrity Shenanigans 101.”
Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Lawsuit Turns,” where we find out if Jamie Fox can talk his way out of this one or if he’s in for a plot twist that even Hollywood couldn’t script. It’s a wild world out there!