🚨NEW COUPLE ALERT?! Joe Locke & Dylan Mulvaney Soft Launch Their Way Into Our Hearts at Sabrina Carpenter’s Slay-Fest 🚨

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Joe Locke and Dylan Mulvaney just cuddled their way into couple legend status at Sabrina Carpenter’s concert — and the internet cannot deal.

It all went down on Saturday (July 5) at BST Hyde Park in London, which was already serving pop princess chaos thanks to Miss Espresso herself, but then these two walked in looking like they were on a Nicholas Sparks date directed by Greta Gerwig.

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Joe — aka Heartstopper’s emotional support twink — and Dylan — our high priestess of TikTok joy — were out here holding hands, dancing like nobody was watching (except literally everyone was), and cuddling like it was a Netflix holiday movie. Honestly, the vibes? Illegal levels of serotonin.

Rumors have been swirling ever since Joe dropped the most iconic two-word Instagram caption of all time: “Hard launch.” Like. Sir??? This ain’t soft launch territory, this is full-blown couple-core energy with a side of slay sauce.

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Also, can we talk about how this is now the second couple to go full PDA mode at a Sabrina show?! At this point, her concerts are just certified matchmaking portals. Somebody put this woman on Love Island, she’s got the magic.

Anyway, if Joe and Dylan are dating, we’re obsessed. If they’re not, we’re still obsessed. Either way, we want matching jackets that say “Hard Launched at Sabrina’s” ASAP.

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#JoeAndDylan #HardLaunchHotties #SabrinaCarpenterCupid

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