🚨MILEY CYRUS UNLEASHES HER INNER COUGAR!🐆 She’s Dating a Zillennial & Honestly? She’s Living Her Best Life🚨

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Miley Cyrus just dropped a chaotic love confession that has Cougar Town shaking in its grave! 👀💅

On the latest episode of “Sorry We’re Cyrus”—aka the most iconic family group chat ever turned podcast—Miley (aka Queen of Breakup Anthems, Mother of “Flowers,” and Bangerz-era survivor) spilled the Gatorade on her spicy romance with her younger boy toy, Maxx Morando. Yep, the name sounds like a Marvel villain but he’s just a rockstar with dreamy hair and an age gap.

Miley, who’s 32 and thriving, casually purrred on the pod about being a full-on COUGAR, like she’s ready to star in her own Animal Planet special. Her 26-year-old boo, Maxx, is apparently turning 27 soon and Miley said she can’t wait because “27 was such a great year for me.” That’s not a red flag, that’s a party flag, babes. 🎉🚩

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And buckle up—because Miley didn’t stop there. Astrology entered the chat.

“He’s a Scorpio,” Miley said, eyes glowing like she just summoned a love spell under a blood moon. “And so is his grandfather.” Um, WHAT??? She really said compatibility by bloodline 😭

She went on to say Scorpios are “little angels until they STING.” So yes, Maxx has “scorpion energy,” and if you don’t know what that means, just imagine a soft boy with eyeliner who’ll ghost you and write a song about it. 🔥🦂

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Meanwhile, her sister Brandi is also dating a younger man, which makes this the ultimate Sister Cougar SZN. Tish Cyrus (their mom and forever icon) just sat there like the goddess of chaos she is, watching her daughters collect zillennials like Pokémon.

💀 Full podcast is linked below if you wanna hear Miley flirt, drop astrological TED Talks, and giggle like a love-drunk witch under the Capricorn moon.

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TL;DR: Miley’s dating a younger man, she’s calling herself a cougar, the stars aligned (Scorpio-style), and she’s living like she’s in a Lana Del Rey song but with more teeth. #AgeGapGoals #ScorpioStingz #MileyEatsTheYoung

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