🪐✨Why is the former First Lady giving Big Zodiac Energy? Because she’s a Capricorn and she won’t shut up about it—and honestly? Mood.
Okay but HELLO?? Why is Michelle Obama out here being the CEO of Team Capricorn like it’s her full-time job??? Ma’am, you were already First Lady, calm down before you take over the moon too.
So apparently Mrs. Michelle “January 17th, mark your calendars peasants” Obama is obsessed with being a Capricorn. Like, she is living, laughing, loving that Earth sign life so hard that she might as well be the human embodiment of a vision board printed on a spreadsheet.
On the latest episode of her podcast IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson (yes, she pod now), Michelle basically turns the whole vibe into a Capricorn TED Talk. She’s got her big bro Craig on the mic and guests like Issa Rae, Damon and Marlon Wayans, and Seth Rogen—but the real star of the show? Astrology. Specifically: CAPRICORNS ONLY. NO VIRGOS ALLOWED.
Let’s talk about that Issa Rae episode though. Queen Issa was telling a very normal, very adult story about opening a restaurant (casual), and Michelle literally interrupted like:
“Wait… you’re a Capricorn???”
insert chair dance, probably some jazz hands, maybe a cartwheel
Girl. Be serious.
Then she goes full Zodiac Drill Sergeant:
“That’s why we bossy.”
Yes, ma’am. We get it. You’re the goat. Literally. 🐐
AND THEN. Just when you think she’s done being the Capricorn Cult Leader™, she slides back in like:
“Two Capricorns. We in your business.”
Like not just a little what’s your sign convo… Michelle Obama is kicking down the door of your emotional trauma with a birth chart and a crystal. She’s reading your vibes like she’s grading your finals.
Also, Craig (sweet angel that he is) tried to explain why he kept his divorce lowkey, and Michelle hits him with the classic Earth Sign guilt trip:
“You should’ve told me. I’m available for crises. I’m very crisis-available.”
Okay, Capricorn Florence Nightingale!
AND THEN (yes we’re STILL going) she hits us with:
> “We get mad but we don’t stay mad.”
> Oh? So you’re emotionally evolved now? Must be that 10th house energy. 😌
She wraps up the ep with even more astrological truth bombs, talking about how Capricorns are blunt because they “keep it real” and “know what they want.” Meanwhile, I’m sitting here wondering if my Gemini moon is the reason I just ghosted someone for texting “hey.”
So yeah. If you were wondering whether Michelle Obama is in tune with the stars, the answer is YES, BABY. She’s probably out there reading Barack’s birth chart like it’s classified intel.
The verdict?
Michelle Obama is a Capricorn and she wants you to know it. She will judge your entire personality off your rising sign and then make you a better person because of it.
Zodiac girlies: pack it up. We’ve got our supreme leader now.
Michelle said ✨I see you. I judge you. I accept you.✨
#CapricornSupremacy #MichelleTheAstroQueen #ZodiacGirliesUnite
