Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Biggest Fears Over Their Personal Brand Are Coming True

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Oh, buckle up! The royal rollercoaster has hit a hilarious speed bump, and it’s got Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s brand doing the cha-cha in a comedy of errors. Hold on to your tiaras!

So, there Prince Harry and Meghan were, trying to sprinkle some magic on their brand after it took a hit bigger than a cricket ball to the wicket. They had more strategies than a chess grandmaster, but it seems like the only game they ended up playing was a royal game of “Who Can Wreck Their Brand Faster?” Spoiler alert: They won.

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Enter Omid Scobie, the maestro of bombshell revelations. Forget Marvel, we’ve got Scobie’s Endgame! Meghan had spilled the royal tea about concerns over baby Archie’s skin color during her sit-down with Oprah, keeping the gossip hounds on their toes. But guess what? The Dutch version of Scobie’s book decided to unmask the ‘racist royals,’ and it turns out it’s none other than King Charles and Kate Middleton. Plot twist!

PR guru Edward Coram-James, sounding like the Shakespeare of shade, waltzed in and declared that the Sussex brand is now as valuable as a deflated balloon at a birthday party. Why, you ask? Well, apparently, their wrecking ball approach didn’t quite win them any popularity contests. Who knew?

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While Harry and Meghan were busy playing hide-and-seek with their royal foes, the expert dropped some truth bombs. Punching down, as it turns out, is not the best strategy. Instead of being the hybrid Hollywood-actual royalty combo, they’ve landed smack in the middle of tabloid drama. Bravo!

As the saga unfolds, the Sussexes are keeping mum, probably practicing their poker faces. Some suspect Meghan spilled the royal beans herself, but an insider close to her says, “Nah, she didn’t spill the tea; she just left a trail of breadcrumbs for the world to follow.”

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In the grand scheme of things, it seems the Sussex brand took a detour into the land of “Oops, That Wasn’t The Plan.” The wrecking ball may need a manual, because this strategy seems to have backfired like a cannon in a comedy of royal errors.

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