Hold onto your wigs, because Megan Thee Stallion is strutting down the yellow brick road to June 28 like it’s a runway in Oz!
Why, you ask? Well, on that glorious date, the queen herself is dropping her spanking new album, ‘Megan.’ Yes, you heard right. Get ready for an auditory feast so delicious, even your earbuds will be begging for seconds.
This musical buffet is already making waves, thanks to the spicy appetizers she’s served up. We’ve been blessed with ‘Cobra,’ ‘Hiss’ (which slithered its way to a Hot 100 #1, no biggie), and ‘BOA.’ If that lineup doesn’t make you want to camp outside your local record store, are you even living?
Just when you thought you couldn’t get more hyped, the Hot Girl Coach herself has thrown us another bone – an alternative cover for the album. And let me tell you, it’s hotter than a jalapeño in a heatwave.
This artwork? Flames. Pure, unadulterated fire. It’s our top pick for album covers this year, hands down. If you disagree, you might need to get your eyes checked.
But wait, there’s more! Megan isn’t just resting on her laurels (or her twerking knees); she’s out there killing it on the ‘Hot Girl Summer Tour’ with GloRilla. Talk about a dynamic duo – they’re like Batman and Robin, if Batman wore booty shorts and Robin could drop a beat.
So mark your calendars, set your alarms, and get ready to break the internet. June 28 is going to be one for the history books, and Megan Thee Stallion is writing the whole damn chapter.
