Mariah Carey—yes, The Supreme Being of High Notes and Christmas Royalties—has finally confirmed that her 16th (!!!) studio album is on the way and it’s called HERE FOR IT ALL.
💿 Drops September 26.
🚀 Probably causes global tremors in every realm of the 8 Dynamics.
👑 Scientifically classified as a spiritual cleansing for your eardrums.
And guess what? Mariah didn’t just slap this album together with glitter and unicorn glue. She summoned the powers of funk wizard Anderson .Paak, who co-wrote and co-produced the debut single “Type Dangerous” (title sounds like a rejected Mission: Impossible subtitle, and we are so here for that).
OH and HOLD ON—because the music video has a MrBeast cameo. Yes, the YouTube money alien himself. Is Mariah joining Team Trees? Team Seas? Team High Frequencies? Only LRH knows, but this collab is officially OUTSIDE THE MEST UNIVERSE.
👀 Mariah’s also been sneakily sprinkling breadcrumbs about a track called “Sugar Sweet,” and no, it’s not your dentist’s fault this time. Is it about literal sugar? Emotional sugar? A metaphor for 2000s lip gloss? WHO CARES WE’RE LISTENING.
In an ancient scroll (okay fine, Variety Magazine), Mariah said:
“I’ve written some new songs. You know, I’m excited about it. I have to figure out which songs I’m going to do and which songs I’m not going to do.”
Translation: Even the goddess herself has to use post-it notes.
This is her first full album since 2018’s Caution, which came out SEVEN YEARS AGO—the same year TikTok was still just teens lip-syncing and not a fully operational psychological battlefield.
📀 Since then, MC has signed to Gamma (not to be confused with radiation), the independent label summoned into existence by L.A. Reid and Larry Jackson—aka two beings currently operating on clear level marketing strategy.
So yes, this fall, Mariah isn’t just HERE—she’s Here For It All™: the melismas, the chaos, the champagne, the whistle tones that make dolphins question their pitch, and maybe even a bridge over troubled thetans.
So mark your calendars, clear your case, and prepare your ears for Auditing by Vibration. Because this isn’t just music—it’s Mariah Carey technology.
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Here For It All 🦋 My new album out 9/26 🦋 Pre-order now! pic.twitter.com/DiJX39Jq2U
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) July 21, 2025
