Marcus Jordan Busted for DUI, Cocaine & Resisting Arrest—Guess He Didn’t Wanna Be Like Mike on This One

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Welp, it looks like Marcus Jordan is trying to make a name for himself—just maybe not in the way his Hall of Fame dad envisioned.

The 34-year-old son of basketball legend Michael Jordan got himself a VIP ticket to the Orange County Jail in Orlando, Florida, on Monday (February 3), where he was booked for DUI, cocaine possession, and resisting arrest. That’s right—Marcus went for the trifecta of bad decisions, and, according to police records (via TMZ), he even blessed us with a brand-new mugshot.

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How Did We Get Here? No One Knows!
Details on what led up to the arrest remain a mystery, but if we had to guess, we’d say it probably wasn’t a peaceful night of reading poetry and sipping chamomile tea.

Marcus, who is best known for dating Real Housewives of Miami star Larsa Pippen (and not, say, for his basketball skills), made headlines in 2024 when their relationship ended. Larsa later reflected on their split in an interview, essentially saying, “I took a little me-time, did some thinking, and realized… yeah, this ain’t it.”

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Harsh, but at least she didn’t have to break up with him over a collect call from county jail.

As for Marcus, we’ll see how this plays out, but something tells us that this is one comeback story even ESPN wouldn’t touch. Stay tuned!

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