Madonna’s New Diamond-Encrusted Grills Are Shinier Than My Future

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Madonna has once again proven that age is just a number—and so is the number of carats in her new blinged-out mouthpiece.

The 66-year-old Queen of Reinvention has blessed us with a TikTok video, flashing her latest accessory: lapis-and-diamond grills that probably cost more than your student loans.

In the clip, Madonna lip-syncs to rapper That Mexican OT’s song “Hardest Ese Ever,” before casually pointing at her bedazzled teeth like she just got knighted by a luxury jewelry store.

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No caption. No explanation. Just vibes. And teeth that could blind an unsuspecting pedestrian.

Fans, of course, lost their collective minds in the comments:

💎 “That definitely costs more than my car.” (And your house. And your dignity.)
💎 “I never thought I’d see Madonna do a trend with a Mexican OT song 😂😭 The future is wild.” (Welcome to 2025, where anything is possible.)
💎 “A baddie can never retire.” (Facts. Madonna will still be stunting at 100, probably with diamond dentures.)

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Moral of the story? Madonna stays flossin’—literally.

@madonna #fyp ♬ original sound – SOPH 🐆🪩🥂

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