Macaulay Culkin is officially hitting the road this holiday season! Yes, the former child star turned professional mischief-maker is back to remind you exactly why the 1990 classic Home Alone was basically a documentary about how one kid can destroy an entire house and two burglars in under 48 hours. And now, at the ripe age of 44 (where did the time go?), he’s ready to take us on a trip down memory lane with a brand-new tour: Home Alone: A Nostalgic Night with Macaulay Culkin—or as I like to call it, “The Kevin McCallister Survival Guide to Defending Your Home.”
Guess Who’s (Accidentally) Coming to Town!
So what’s this tour all about? Is Culkin strapping on his toy car booby traps and braving a sea of angry pigeons again? Sadly, no. But it’s almost as exciting! He’ll be hitting up cities across North America, spilling secrets, telling stories, and probably giving a play-by-play on how to foil burglars with nothing but a tarantula and some paint cans. The fun kicks off on November 30 in Buffalo, New York (watch out for flying bricks, Buffalo!), and the party winds down in Medford, Massachusetts, on December 15 (where we can only assume some form of sticky bandit security is mandatory).
What’s in Store for the Fans?
Ever wondered what it was really like to be left alone in a mansion at age 8 with a pizza budget bigger than your allowance? Well, now you’ll find out! This tour is basically Home Alone on steroids: it starts with a screening of the movie, followed by a live Q&A session with Culkin himself. Yes, you get to relive that iconic moment when Kevin realizes he’s free from his family’s tyranny, only to discover the Wet Bandits are about to make their debut as the most incompetent burglars in cinema history. And then, Culkin will be there—like a modern-day Santa Claus, delivering behind-the-scenes gossip instead of presents.
According to the official event description (which was probably written by Kevin McCallister’s ghostwriter), “Relive the iconic scenes and heartwarming moments from Home Alone on the big screen, and then dive deep into the behind-the-scenes stories and insights with Macaulay Culkin himself. Hear about his experiences on set, his favorite memories from filming, and his take on why this movie has become such a beloved holiday classic.” Translation: prepare for laughs, nostalgia, and probably a few “Wanna feel old? This is what Macaulay looks like now!” moments.
How Do I Get My Hands on Tickets?
Well, if you want to witness the magic in person (and not get left behind like Kevin), tickets go on presale September 9. No, you can’t use Kevin’s patented “Fake House Party with Cardboard Cutouts” trick to sneak in. And don’t even think about setting up booby traps to keep the scalpers away. Just head to the ticket link and secure your spot before they’re gone faster than Kevin’s family on Christmas vacation.
So, are you ready to join Culkin on this hilarious holiday ride? Will we see Home Alone action figures handed out as souvenirs? Will the Wet Bandits make a surprise appearance? The answers to these burning questions and more await you on Home Alone: A Nostalgic Night with Macaulay Culkin. Just don’t forget to check your travel plans—no one wants to get left behind this time!