Lorde Reveals Black Eye While Possibly Teasing New Music

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Oh boy, Lorde is up to her mysterious shenanigans again, leaving us all scratching our heads and wondering if we missed a secret code-breaking class in school.

The 27-year-old queen of emotionally intense bops, like โ€œSupercut,โ€ decided to drop some cryptic content on her Instagram that has everyone doing a double takeโ€”and not just because she posted a selfie sporting what looks like a fresh black eye (seriously, what happened?! Did she challenge the universe to a staring contest and lose?).

Alongside this concerning selfie, thereโ€™s a CD. Yes, you read that rightโ€”an actual CD, which is either a throwback to the early 2000s or Lordeโ€™s way of saying, โ€œIโ€™m not like other pop stars; I come with retro flair and medical scans.โ€ Whatโ€™s on this CD? Is it an album, a mixtape, or her latest MRI results? Who knows! Maybe itโ€™s just a funky new way to drop tracks in 2024. Forget Spotify, letโ€™s go back to CDs that you can only play in your momโ€™s old car stereo.

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The caption for all this madness? โ€œDYHTS? ยฉ ๐‘ณฤฟลแ€ฏโ‘ทโ™ถโšค.โ€ Well, sure, Lorde, because thatโ€™s exactly how I talk to my friends, too. Fans are currently trying to decipher this string of symbols and letters, using everything from astrology charts to Ouija boards. Most seem to agree that โ€œDYHTSโ€ stands for โ€œDo You Have The Stones?โ€โ€”which, to be fair, she did slap on a hat in the final slide of her Instagram post. Is she starting a new fashion line? Rebranding as a geologist? Selling high-end gravel?

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Also, eagle-eyed (or just overly-caffeinated) fans noticed an โ€œLโ€ and a โ€œ4โ€ in the caption. Could this be a hint at her highly anticipated fourth album? Or is she just flexing her ability to keep us all wildly confused? Either way, her last album Solar Power was a chilled-out vibe, and if this next one involves cryptic messaging and possible intergalactic hieroglyphics, Iโ€™m totally here for it.

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As for the black eye, no clue how our queen got that. Was she in a bar fight? Did she trip over her own mysteriousness? Was she hit by a rogue guitar string during a passionate studio session? The possibilities are endless, but hereโ€™s to hoping she heals up soon and continues her streak of keeping us delightfully puzzled.

In the meantime, if anyone cracks the code, please let me know. Iโ€™ll be over here Googling “how to understand Lorde’s secret language.”

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